February 2012
118 posts
My last post. A poem.
You might think you’re going to catch me But it’s no use announcing “I’ve got your number” When I’ve got yours too And I’ve sold it to pay for a better ride You might think you’re going to catch me But consider this As you’re selling me out to the feds: I’ve called the detective And informed on myself In hopes of some cash in a briefcase...
If you want to contact me in future
Message me for my email address or number.
I can’t be bothered with tumblr anymore.
I think I would not be such a bastard
If I felt okay about my feelings toward people who like me.
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“Every day between one and two
I want to be in the park with you
But the thing...”
– The Siddeleys
All killer,
No gorilla.
-title for a new species-biased pop punk album I’m writing.
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Since Hiroshima and Nagasaki are fairly nearby
And Nagasaki is a smaller city, I wonder… were there any fiercely proud Nagasaki-local hooligans who, upon hearing of the destruction of Hiroshima, got loaded and went on a massive bender to celebrate?
If so, I wonder further if the whole glorious celebration may have lasted a couple of days? After all, the annihilation of a city is a fairly exciting event if you hate it, much better than a...
This blog is basically dead now
Unless crying about girls who don’t like me (with good reason) or demanding that strangers like me (for no reason) in any way approaches what one might objectively call “Life”.
Fuck y'all.
I’m going home.
I’m tired of this shit.
It’s just me and River Phoenix making a break for the horizon. Packs full of explosives and beans and we ain’t stopping till we’ve visited the hometown and killed everything in sight.
I just
Need to know I didn’t screw this up.
Dammit.
I'm sorry
Dear people who've studied philosophy. Here is...
The truth is not as subjective as faith, that’s the same kind of tweeny hipster-bitch two-dimentional bullshit philosophy stupid people use while desperately trying to sound smart. First off, again, the truth is not subjective, “true and false” aren’t purely theoretical concepts, they’re forces that exist in the world.
-fuckeverythingtodowiththepolice
FUCK OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF!
People who don't understand philosophy or science...
anti-christ-sup3rstar asked: Just putting my two cents in. In my opinion truth is entirely subjective because, aside from the hippy ‘we don’t know what is real and what is not’, what is true to one, may be false to another. Go by the whole ‘one man’s trash is the next man’s treasure’, it means more than what it says. And I understand why you would believe...
Be brave
Challenge teenagers aiming for intellectual hegemony.
ilivebetweenconcretewalls asked: Slaughter house 5 is the recommended one right? I am open to suggestions though.
I
Am a thousand times worse than you.
I'm re-reading Mountain Goats lyrics, composing...
Have some lonely prose:
I search for signs of myself in photos I’m not in. I regularly fantasise about restaging the days that they were taken, and insinuating myself into better situations. I identify emotions in photos I’m not in. I look for ones that were taken after I ruined everything, and ascribe each exhausted face and averted gaze to my own treachery. I catalogue the physical...
Anonymous asked: you're very attractive.
If Richard Dawkins is blah blah blah King Atheist...
Is it not ironic that there’s a large segment of his teenage fanbase who apparently missed out on evolution?
If you can't take the heat
Get your hands off the modem.
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Free Jock Palfreeman. All anti-fascists, read...
Dear Comrades,
As of around August 2011 I have been convicted without right of appeal in the highest court of Bulgaria. I was left with a 20-year sentence in a maximum security prison.
However, what did change in the court’s decision was that unlike the first court’s verdict, the court of appeal ruled that there were Roma present and there was a “physical fight between the Roma and the...
“A popular household detergent may kill you in your sleep. We’ll tell you...”
– The 11pm News.
Piss off a self-important teenager,
Make a grumpy bastard smile.
I think that Darwin should be renamed its original...
And the prize for “biggest showoff atheist desperate to build cred in a field they don’t understand” goes to the above post.
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“If my Shetland pony looks like a high-horse it’s only because Amis is...”
– Chris Morris, on Martin Amis
Just waiting with the body of a dog
I tried to save from the road. The owners are on their way.
A bird just took a shit on me.
“Like, y’know, whatever.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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“It may have been a symbol of cold-war oppression and torn the city in half, but...”
– Giles Wemmbley Hogg, on the Berlin Wall.
10 minutes ago I was refraining from getting my...
anti-christ-sup3rstar:
Fuck sacrificing things you love for things that are super lame. I got a chubz bodz and I’m PROUD.
Yay!
Incidentally, and because I normally have very...
I own the 12” of Personal Best.
“things were out of control, I couldn’t stop to see others, the ones like...”
– Team Dresch (via putridsexobject)
Competition!
Remove the last letter from a film, book or TV show. Does it make the title hilarious? Send me your best ones! You’ll win a mystery prize!!!
Dear swinburneanonymous
If you’re still out there, I’m sorry I didn’t reply to your last message. Things have been hectic. Please get in touch.
“I am Holly, the ship’s computer, with an IQ of 6000, the same IQ as 6000 PE...”
– Holly, Red Dwarf Season One - Future Echoes (via gezzabella)
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I just discovered
a container of cat biscuits on the bench in my flat that were so old that there was an entire moth ecosystem and dozens of larval sacs and webbing inside. My housemate’s standards of hygiene are this poor. The container was also neither air-tight nor well made, so when I went to move it it fell apart and crusty old cat food and several dozen moths all escaped.
How could anybody let their...
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A poem.
I’m glad that I’m not you. If I were you, I would be a static image flickering on an LCD monitor in a dim room. I would cast a clean, white shadow over a dirty, dark figure. I would be reflected sharply in tear-streaked eyes. If I were you, I would be the last private entertainment of a man considerate of refusing God’s constant dares to go on living. And he? He would be...
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And ten, ten, ten, ten
for everything everything everything everything.
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“In Philadelphia, I inadvertently came upon an edition of Robert...”
– Charlie Chaplin
